So, it really kinda sucked. I wasn’t able to complete an installation of the full desktop version. I was, however, able to install a command-line version. Right now, the server is exclusively console, but it is up and running. w00 h00!! I’m actually manually installing Gnome as I type using apt, so we’ll see how that goes. My webserver, however, is now up and running Apache 2.2.4/PHP 5.2.3 😀